The Pants Game

[tako]

Has anyone heard of this game? It's where you take a quote from something (in this case, Kids Next Door) and you replace a word in the quote with the word "pants". I first heard of it on a Harry Potter messageboard, but my brother says that the origins of the pants game was with Star Wars.

Anyway, I'll give a few examples to start us off. I'll try to quote as correctly as possible.

DC: But if we eat all your pants, there won't be any left for the poor, starving Kids Next Door. --Op. NO-POWUH

#4: If we're moving up to duckies, I'm gonna need some pants. --Op. TURNIP

#1: I promised my team free pants, but I hope they won't mind sharing. --Op. GROW-UP

#1: Hey, let's go get some of Mr. Lincoln's pants. --Op. SUPPORT

Robber kid: Put all your pants in this here bag. --Op. ROBBERS

[Stardrifter 8]

hehe, I've heard a few star wars ones like this!

Numbuh 1: What are you typing!? "I love pants"? -Op: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M.

Dcfdtl: Pants? Who puts pants in an Ice Cream Factory?! -Op: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M.

Numbuh 30C - Aloha, Pants. - Op. A.R.C.T.I.C.

Numbah 3: Toys? I don't want toys... I WANT PANTS! - Op. L.I.C.E.

[tako]

#4: If they want cake, we'll give them pants! Lots and lots of pants! --Op. CANNON

#5: Type P torture devices are... pants? --Op. PIANO

#3: Rainbow p-pants are r-r-real? --Op. RAINBOWS

#5: Numbuh 5's gonna do some reconnaissance on those pants. --Op. DATE

Shogun: They say the moon is made of pants. --Op. THE-SHOGUN

#4: You've got something on your face, lady... my pants! --Op. FUTURE

[OneEyedPimp20]

#3: I found the pants! -- I-scream

#2: Mmmm. Pants. -- I-scream

#4: Hang on, gang. We got 'em on the pants! -- Cannon

#4: I vote for helping the pants. -- Shave

#1: Quick! The Pants! -- Pop

#3: Man! Who put a bee in her pants? -- Fugitive

[kawaiilildevil]

Delightfuls: Well, well, well. If it isn't Nigel Uno and his little pants! ~DATE

Wally: Off! Off I say! Get off my pants!! ~CATS

Hoagie: Did he ever? One mint condition pants collectable card! ~POP

[pinkdenim]

1: B-b-but I like my st-st-stupid pants! ~ L.I.Z.Z.I.E

3: Hey! Who ordered pants? ~ U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R

5: You're not supposed to put anything on good pants! ~ F.L.A.V.O.U.R

Lots Of Girls: Rainbow Monkay pants? WAHOOO! ~ O.F.F.I.C.E

1: But you forgot one thing, my cr-azy pants! ~ C.A.K.E.D-.T.W.O

1: And to think today I was happily fishing with my pants... ~ E.N.D

4: Pants are heavy.. ~ P.I.A.N.O

[numbuh183]

O, this looks like fun! ;D

Lizzie: I don't know, it looked like really good pants...~caked-two

3: Hello Mr. Pants!~cats

2+5: Wally and pants, sittin' in a tree, KISSING!~beach

uh, I think it was Fizz: I need paaaaants!~pop

4: She just owes me pants!~beach

[pinkdenim]

5: Why don't you go on a date with pants instead? ~ Q.U.I.T.E

2: Have some pants! ~ L.I.C.E

[sgamer82]

FATHER: So cold.... and.... frosty... Need... pants.....
- G.R.O.W.-U.P., after Mr. Uno buries Father in ice cream.

[tako]

#1: The one thing I hate more than adults... pants. --Op. POINT

DJ: This next song is for pants only. --Op. POINT

[numbuh183]

4: Pants for me!~LEADER

3: Don't you tell pants to shut up!~LEADER

5:Hey, watch the pants.~LEADER

xxxlarge: I have finally made the perfect pants!~QUIET

3: You're Lizzie's pants, you're Lizzie's pants!~QUIET

2: So, when do the men in the white coats take you to the Happy Pants?~END

Sandy: You love thy pants more than I...~BEACH

[pinkdenim]

3: Pants? I don't owe you pants... ~ B.E.A.C.H

86: Of all the stupid things in the stupid world of stupid people you pants are the stupid-ly-est! ~ F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E

One of 86's trops: Look! Pants! ~ E.N.D

4: Tell pants I'm sorry!!! ~C.A.T.S

[numbuh183]

5: Numbuh 5 ordered pants.~No P in the ool

4: Don't press your pants!~CATS

3: I'd know where I would go if I had pants...~LIZZIE

2: Do know the pants?~QUIET

1: Keep it down Numbuh 5, I am trying to get some pants!~QUIET

Lizzie: It's pants time!~LEADER

86: You made a big mistake by underestimating pants...~END

[tako]

#1: Then they lock all their soft serve in cold storage, so they can achieve their ultimate goal: a super huge ice cream party with no pants! --Op. I-SCREAM

#3: But I want pants!
#4: NO PANTS! --Op. CANNON

#4: Work, work, work! Can't a guy get any pants around here? --Op. CANNON

#1: I've got my pants on you, and I don't blink. --Op. DATE


Man, it's hard to do quotes from Op. BRIEF because if you put in the word "pants", the quote actually gets tamer.

[numbuh183]

Um, here I'll try to use a quote from Op. Brief

4: In english, pants!~Brief

Uh, how was that?