Date: 07/06/06
Subject: Dot dot dot. Questions!---
heya again markie!
boy... you sure ask a lot of questions- take it easy on me or i'll have
to quit working on the show and become a full time question answerer!
regardless, let's have at 'em:
Q: Where do the new babies (read: fresh-outta-the-oven Kids Next Door
episodes) go before they air in North America?
A: sometimes CNUK airs 'em first. they air complete seasons all in a
row so once they get 'em they just let 'em roll.
Q: How come Nigel doesn't like blurpleberry candy?
A: not everyone likes the same things, i guess.
Q: Am I to believe T is a number?
A: you don't have to. but tommy does.
Q: How dumb is Numbuh 4?
A: dumb is such a harsh word. i prefer 'not the sharpest knife in the
drawer'
Q: Are you related to Patrick Warburton? Or Seinfeld? Are you good
friends with Seinfeld?
A: nope, no relation. patrick comes from the handsome, talented
warburtons. and i come from the weirdo, animator warburtons.
and i don;t know seinfeld, either. but i've watched his show. i wonder
whether he's watched KND?
Q: What things do you look at on the internet? Not THOSE things (read:
Wikipedia), silly, I mean stuff like flash cartoons.
A: i like youtube. and animation sites. e-bay rocks. i like playing
chess and magic the gathering online when i get a chance (rarely)
Q: You have anything to say about that untitled live action movie you're
making that probably has to do with the Kids Next Door? Besides the fact
that it's going to be super-mario-bros-super-show-duper awesome?
A: we're STIIIIIILL working on the story. there hasn't been much time
to work on it because we've been so busy on the series.
Q: Did the Toilenator once take up plumbing?
A: i'd LOVE to do his origin story!
Date: 07/06/06
Subject: Hey paisanos! It's time for the Sooper Secret Maildrop Super Show!(note: this email is in two parts. The following is the second)
Q: In Op: SATURN, was Numbuh 4's dream involve him hugging some kind of
pizza that might resemble a teammate of his who might be Numbuh 3 but I
don't know since I'm not telepathic...?
A: mmmmm... pizza.
Q: Will Stickybeard ever oblige to shave his candy-infested (Sticky)beard?
A: what razor could cut through all that taffy stuck in it?
Q: Who is the biggest biggest BIGGEST BIGGEST BIGGEST (FIVE MILLION
SECONDS LATER, YO) BIGGEST BIGGEST BIGGEST Rainbow Monkey fan in the
entire world?
A: the rock
Q: You have any favorite video games? Anything besides Op. VIDEOGAME
will do.
A: i love all the zelda games. i wanna play shadows of the collossus
but i don't have time for games anymore! (sigh)
Q: So, if you're "numbuh eleventy billion", does that mean you're in the
sooper secret KND Teen Recon force? And if one of those Sector V
operatives asks while on a big mission, "Who writes this stuff,
anyway?", will one of the other KND Teens alert you while you write up
the two-way crossover (between KND and [insert other show here, I hope
it's Vanilla flavored]), and say "ALERT! ALERT! ALERT, NUMBUH ELEVENTY
BILLION, WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED" and you're all like, "TAKE COVER! ONE TOO
MANY KIDS NEXT DOOR KNOW OUR SECRET!!!"?
A: um.... maybe?
Q: Also, do you recommend any good toothpaste? No, it's not what you
think. I was gonna fill some water balloons with toothpaste the other
day and teach those brats across the street a lesson in tooth decay, but
then I decided not to for the sake of the Kids Next Door. That's when I
got sprayed by pepper spray by some of these robots and they stole all
my water balloons. The toothpaste, when the balloons "self-destructed",
did not dissolve those robots. So, once again, do you recommend any good
toothpaste? Ones that are heavily made with limestone? So that I can
teach those meddling robots a lesson in tooth decay? Oh, wait, nevermind.
A: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Q: Is Numbuh 1 Kids Next Door? (no, I don't really know what I'm talking
about either)
A: maybe i should get back to work...
Q: Last but leastly, why does Hoagie sport the awesome aviator cap and
the sweet sweet goggles?
A: because it looks cooler than a dolly parton wig?
and there ya go! take care!
numbuh eleventy billion
aka mr. warburton
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