OK, for the aniversary, I actually did another song rewrite, rather than a fanart. I'll post it later once I review it to make sure all the lyrics work and stuff.
Edit: OK Here it is.
A few notes: I had to re-use FF twice in order for it to make the song work... (you'll see what I mean)
Some of this song may not really describe you guys accuratley, but it's really hard to try and rhyme the stuff...
And here we go, that smash hit song: It Sucks To Be a Shipper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh0CyI0y6v8New Shipper:
What do you do, when a ship is un-cannon?
What’s gonna happen in the show?
4 years of shipping, and this ship is sinking,
I’m getting annoyed you know.
I can’t say it’s real yet
Cause I can’t feel yet
That this ship gonna be true
But I can’t leave behind
The feeling I might find
A thread, for shipping 5/2
Nella: Morning Gabbie
Gabbie: Hi Nella
Nella: How’s life?
Gabbie: Dissapointing
Nella: What’s the matter?
Gabbie: I got flamed for shipping 2/Heinrich again
Nella: Oh, that sucks
Gabbie: I know, I mean, come on! I’ve been in this place for years and I always thought…
Nella: What?
Gabbie: Oh, nevermind
Nella: Awww, c’mon!
Gabbie:
When I first joined here, I thought it would be
Super cool talking about my favorite show on TV
But with all these n00bs around you can really see-
It’s not (nope)
Oh well(mm-hm)
It sucks to be me(no)
It sucks to be me(no)
It sucks to have all these n00bs for the world to see
It sucks to be me
Nella: You think you’re life sucks?
Gabbie: I think so
Nella: Your problems aren’t so bad
2 and 5 are pretty, and pretty damn smart (They are! Thanks!)
And you know they are never to far apart
And so I ship them because I think they have a gigantic heart.
But why, can’t they be dating? F*ck!
It sucks to be me(Me too!)
It sucks to be me(It sucks to be me)
It sucks to be you and me
To not be cannon, to deal with newbies,
It sucks to be me.
*FF and Madame are bickering*
Gabbie: Hey, Madame, FF could you settle something for us, do you have a second?
FF: Sure
Nella: Who’s life sucks more, Gabbie’s or mine?
FF + Madame: Ch-ours!
FF: We’re in the thread together
Madame: We’re close as people can get
FF: We’ve been the best of buddies
Madame: Ever since the day we met
FF: So she knows lots of ways to make me really upset (What!?)
Oh, every day is an aggravation
Madame: Come on that’s an exaggeration!
FF: You always cast spells, but you should know that they’re fake
Madame: Oh yeah? You concoct dangerous things and give them out for heaven’s sake!
FF: You make this thread we share a hell
Madame: So do you, that’s why I’m in hell too
FF: It sucks to be me
Madame: It sucks to be me
Nella: It sucks to be me
Gabbie: It sucks to be me
All: Is there anybody here it doesn’t suck to be?
It sucks to be me
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
KCG: Why are you all so happy?
Madame: Cause our lives suck
KCG: You’re lives suck? Am I hearing you correctly? HA!
I come to this forum, for shipping what I please
Tried to find other shippers that agreed with me
And with hard work I revived a thread that was on it’s knees!
And it was popular,
And it had new members
But then it got glitched!
And we lost all our posts!
And it was this close to becoming a ghost!
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
I said it suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-SUCKS!
It sucks to be me
New shipper:
Uh, excuse me? (Hey there)
Sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for a place to stay
KCG: Why are you looking all the way out here?
New shipper: Well, I started at TV.com but everyone didn’t have the same interests as me
But this looks like a cool place, and look a smoothie bar!
Gabbie: Super! Let’s introduce you to our leader!(Thanks)
Yo FF!
FF: I’m comin’ I’m comin’
New Shipper: Oh my god it’s the professor!
FF: Yes I am!
I’m the professor, I’m the resident forum geek
And I’m one of the few guys here, that posts every week.
And now these girls, are all crazy for me
And here I am, the so called “leader” for shipping 5/2
Everyone:
It sucks to be you (You win)
It sucks to be you (I feel better now!)
FF:
Try having people stop to tell you “OMG SQUEE YOU’RE SO HAWT!”
It gets old…
Everyone:
It sucks to be you, shipping 5/2
Sucks to be me (Shipping 5/2)
Sucks to be you (Shipping 5/2)
Sucks to be us
But not when we’re together
We’re together here shipping 5/2
We live for shipping 5/2
Our friends do too
‘Till our ship comes true we live shipping 5/2
The ship of life!
We live shipping 5/2
You’re gonna love it!
We live shipping 5/2
Here’s your smoothie!
Welcome, to shipping 5/2!
That...was...hard...
