*Attack the next poster with anything dangerous*

[numbah18]

Their formations fall aprt because you are here insted of leadin them.

I attac the next person with pea filled cookies.

[Fernkit]

I eat the cookies

I attack with an impossible riddle.

[numbuhphi]

I ponder it for a few moments, then say I can't solve it right now, and move on with my life.

I attack the next person by putting you in a Numbuh 4 costume and then putting in the Toilenator. Oh yeah, I needed to find a use for this glue, so I glued together your hands and feet.

[numbah18]

I take off my shoes and use the antiglue from the secret compartment.

I attac the next person with my homework.

[numbuhphi]

I solve them with: TEH POINTEH PENCIL OF SOOPAULTRAPOINTEHNEZZ!

I ATTACKZ TEH NEXT PPL WITH TEH POINTEH PENCIL OF SOOPAULTRAPOINTEHNEZZ!

[numbah18]

I blocz with woodz chiper

I attack the next person the woodz chipper

[numbuhphi]

I eated teh woodz chiper.

I atak teh nex ppl w meh tongue!

*sticks tongue out and makes weird noises*

[numbah18]

I block with sand

I attck the next person with their mom

[numbuhphi]

You don't know where I live.

I attack the next person by putting them directly between White and Black Spies, putting a sign on you that says "ALL RAINBOW MONKEYS ARE BOYS, THANKS TO ME!" and push Numbuh 86 very near. I lock all of you in a cage and invite people to bet on the results.

PLACE YOUR BETS, PLACE YOUR BETS!

[numbah18]

I block by using a portal gun to change places with you.

I attack the next person with cake.

[numbuhphi]

I eatz teh delisos cake.

I atack teh next ppl w meh awesomeness!

[numbah18]

I block your small stream with a pice of paper.

I attck the next person with a paper cut.

[numbuhphi]

I'm not a hemophiliac. So I won't bleed to death. (No offense, hemophiliacs.)

I eat your portal gun. I then put a sign on you saying you were single-handedly responsible for turning all Rainbow Monkeys to boys. I put you in a cage with Numbuh 86. White Spy and Black Spy are in there, also, and they're armed. There is no way to escape the cage. I invite people to watch and place bets on who will make it out alive.

[numbah18]

Ah but I eat the Gum Gum fruit thus turning my body into rubber the I flatten myself and squeeze through the bars.

I attack the next person with Gum Gum Bazooka.

[ProteusAmoeba]

You can't attack me: if you're rubber, you're not alive.

I attack the next person with... a pointy stick.

*pokes you repeatedly*