*Attack the next poster with anything dangerous*

[Fernkit]

* I eat it*
*I send a furious 86 at the next poster*

[numbah1000]

I block her with a rainbow monkey

I attack the next person with a gun that shoots lawn mower blades

[Fernkit]

*blocks the blades with a steel door*
I attack the next poster with a stern 362

[zonnxiii]

*Throws broccoli at her*

I attack the next poster with a Katamari.

[Fernkit]

*blocks Katamari with an anti-matter device*
I atack the next poster with a werewolf

[zonnxiii]

*Throws a frying pan at its head*

I attack the next poster with Scarf Girl.

[numbah1000]

I grab the scarf, and tie her up with it.

I attack the next poster with 5 buhmillion hamsters

[numbah18]

I stop them with carrots and a beach Hamster holiday fun for all

I attck the next poster by launching Moon Base at them.

[numbuhphi]

You manage to crush me, but I don't die, press legal charges, and attack you with the court system (with a trial).

[Fernkit]

I blockthe charges with my own ones, and attack with an accusition of harm.

[numbuhphi]

I think the judge got so annoyed by us he just killed himself.

I attack the next person by... POKING THEM WITH A STICK!

[numbah1000]

I counter your stick with another stick.

I attack the next person with a mango smoothie

[numbuhphi]

Who are you, that one Jamaician operative who always offers people mango smoothies, regardless of the scenario? Anyway, I counterattack you by pouring the mango smoothie on your head.

[numbah18]

I drink the smoothie + 10 HP

I attack the next person with the plot

[numbah1000]

I counter with an anti plot device

I attack with all of numbuh 20,000's units.