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Post by number9 on Feb 24, 2007 15:36:32 GMT
Father: "I hate everyone!"
That one always cracks me up. XD
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Post by thesuki on Feb 24, 2007 22:08:24 GMT
Lizzie: "You work through lunch everyday, Nigel. But today, I'm gonna make you sit down and eat a love-filled, work-free lunch with me IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"
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Post by Chief34(Numbuh 40000) on Feb 24, 2007 22:27:50 GMT
Numbuh 2: She can ride my plane any day.
Numbuh 1: You can hit the abort button now, Numbuh 2. Numbuh 2: Abort button? (mashed potatos explosion)
Numbuh 1: This will take perfect aim and timing, old friend. Sure you can do it? Numbuh 2: Nope.
Numbuh 4: It's awful quiet in here. Numbuh 3: Yeah, three quiet. Numbuh 4: Three quiet?! What, the crud, is that suppose to mean? Numbuh 3: It's one more than "two" quiet. Numbuh 4: Uh, I had to ask...
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Post by Darrel Samaitha419 on Feb 25, 2007 4:20:29 GMT
I think I love ALL the quotes with 3/4ness in it!
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Post by sjedmondson on Feb 25, 2007 9:57:46 GMT
"You didn't think a half-priced BBQ could stop me, *Flames up* DID YOU!!?"- Father "Say that again squirt, then we will see who's hurt!!"- Kuki to Wally "You are the catnip of my eye"- Sinister felines. "A.S.A.NOW"- Number 362 "Children nowadays, they want pets. But do they clean up after them No-Ho-noooooooo"-Father "Wait until the adults see the KND ar in bras!"- Nigel Uno.
I'm always discovering new ones but there are mine for now =)
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Post by crayfishy on Feb 25, 2007 11:00:37 GMT
From P.O.O.L.:
Negative Numbuh 1: You shut up... dummy head. Positive Numbuh 1: I know you are, but what am I? Negative Numbuh 1: Uh.. umm..
Numbuh 4: (To Negative Numbuh 1) What are you waiting for, princess? Let's dance.
Negative Numbuh 4: (Is surrounded by both positive and negative operatives) Oh, crud.
Numbuh 4: (thinking) 2 + 2 = Pizza
From S.N.O.W.I.N.G.:
Jimmy: ... With the boyfriend helmet. Lizzie: GASP! You want a boyfriend? Jimmy: NO!
Lizzie: Use the soup, Nigel.
Jimmy: So tell me Lizzie... Have you ever dreamed of being a queen when you grow up? Lizzie: Sure! Either that or a real estate appraiser...
Jimmy: You will call me, Master President! (Makes a fist, soldier pretends like he is being choked) Jimmy: What are you doing? Soldier: I had tacos last night.
Jimmy: And maybe I will learn what it really means... to love. Numbuh 4: Ughhh! Get these guys to the Arctic Prison before I get totally sick! (Numbuh 44 leaves with captives.) Numbuh 4 (Mocking imitation voice) 'Maybe I'll learn to love', oooooh 'I love you'... PLEH! (Numbuh 3 looks sad) You will never catch me acting like that... (Numbuh 4 faces Numbuh 3 with his eyes closed. She starts getting mad) ...not with anyone. (Opens his eyes. Numbuh 3 is shaking with anger) Numbuh 3: Grrrrrrr (pushes Numbuh 4 down, then stomps off) ...ahhhh. Numbuh 5: Ooh, your in trouble. Numbuh 4: What? What did I say? [my fave from this eppie xD]
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Post by seradarkness on Feb 25, 2007 11:29:00 GMT
Lol.
DCFDTL: They did it!
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Post by crayfishy on Feb 27, 2007 19:25:45 GMT
Numbuh 86 (to Father): HA!! The Kids Next Door will find your cake, whereever on Earth you've hidden it! Father: FOOLS! The cake isn't anywhere on Earth, YOU'RE STANDING ON IT!!! Only in the cold void of space could I construct the perfect ice cream cake ever for my delightful children. Numbuh 19th Century: Cake and ice cream, together? That's not possible! (begins talking to himself) Father (to Numbuh 86): This kid doesn't get out much, does he? Numbuh 86: He's from the 19th Century. Father: Get outta here! Numbuh 86: No, really! He's like never seen cars and stuff. Go on, ask him anything. Father: Say, 19th Century kid. You wanna watch a cartoon...on the television? Numbuh 19th Century: What is a cartoon, and what is this thing you call "tele-vision"? (Father and Numbuh 86 burst out laughing)
I love this part xD
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Post by number9 on Feb 27, 2007 20:21:49 GMT
Teen cheerleader: So like, how old are you? Numbuh 2: *chuckles* How old do I look?
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Post by destinyinevitable on Feb 27, 2007 20:55:40 GMT
Numbuh 3: *sing-song* I'm it, I'm it..oooh Hippy-hop and I are it...*flaming eyes* BUT NOT FOR LONG, HERBIE!
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Post by simpleflied on Feb 27, 2007 22:44:14 GMT
xD You Know Me the Boxy Fan
Numbuh 3 : you want to take my bestest friend who i promiced to care and love for forever DCFDTL:Umm..Yeah Numbuh 3: OKAY! xD
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Post by theorygirl on Feb 28, 2007 3:10:30 GMT
"Why are you always saying things Numbuh Five can never unhear?!" -Abby, Operation: H.O.T.-S.T.U.F.F.
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Post by crayfishy on Mar 3, 2007 9:36:48 GMT
Mr. Mogul: Kuki, he he. I need your nose. Numbuh 3: Well, yours is kinda big and puffy.
And from one of my favorites eppies: Operation S.I.X.:
Numbuh 2: The Kids Next Door will deliver soda to any kid, any time, any where. No questions asked. Numbuh 3: What kind of soda is it? Numbuh 2: I said no questioned asked!
Numbuh 2 (looking at the Rainbow Monkey tanker): That can't be the truck! (he presses a button on the keys and the horn plays the Rainbow Monkey theme). Numbuh 2: Yep, that's the truck.
I love these quotes....
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Post by theorygirl on Mar 10, 2007 15:13:29 GMT
Ice cream man: You taste like rum raisin!
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Post by crayfishy on Mar 23, 2007 21:15:39 GMT
From: L.I.C.E.:
Numbuh 1: (comfortingly): Don't worry, Numbuh 3? We'll get you some new toys... Numbuh 3: (quietly): Toys?I don't want toys... (Eyes suddenly flaming) I WANT REVENGE!!! Numbuh 4: So what's the big deal?Nobody got hurt. Numbuh 3:(angrily)Say that again, squert and then we'll see if nobody's hurt!
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