Caption Contest

[Celra]

I love it 2 keep it coming!

[The J.A.M., a.k.a. Numbuh i]

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Ahem.....


Okay, okay, I'll admit that these last few pages have been rather silly, but can we ease off on the bodily functions, please? The thread is getting rather....creepy.

Perhaps they're funny because the dialogs are VERY out of place: the KND kids REALLY wouldn't say half of what we've had them saying, (remember that NONE of Sector V really knows the truth about where babies come from), but lately, the dialogs have been getting a bit too off-color, IMHO.

With them being kids, just maybe no one (boys and/or girls) would have any problems at any resort and/or private beach (Operation ARCTIC). We know that Wally is quite comfortable in his tighty-whities, even with Kuki around (Operation COUCH), and, of course, Tommy thought everyone was going to strip (Operation GRADUATES) and he had no problems going first. Also, Wally was stuck in a girl's slumber party where, at some point, ALL of them changed into their pj's, and he didn't seem to have been traumatised at all afterward. ALSO note that not even Fanny called him up on that, either.

Beyond that, bodily functions are what they seem to try to keep private ("Maybe it's #2". "But I'm right here!!"), so going further is kinda toeing the line, at least IMHO.

Also, there are a few people here who are under 18, so let's be considerate of them, too.

Oddly enough, I've noticed that most of the "questionable" themes are posted/started by females. What's with that?

Last night I came across a--"slightly" modified screen shot (it was very silly), and I talked to a friend about it and suggested posting it here, but I was advised not to, given the possibility that if I did, I would trigger an avalanche of modified screen shots showing the KND in VERY compromising and creepy situations, and today's captions very much confirmed that. (no, I'm not giving anyone the URL of the pic. The avalanche is bound to begin if I do.)

All you artists and authors getting inspired by the themes on this thread, keep in mind that yes, kids are curious, but try to keep things funny and try to stay away from the creepy side of things.


In conclusion, let's try to have the captions a little less creepy, okay?

All right, enough whistle blowing. Let's have some more fun with captions!


¡Zacatepóngolas!

Until next time, remember:

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J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i. "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

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[artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138]]

(if this is considered creepy...I'm sorry)



#1: Looks like someone's thong is too tight...

[unifilar]

Thanks for that, Jam. I kinda thought things were going too far, too.



Nigel: What do you mean 'paper beats rock'? How the heck does THAT work?

If you don't get it...just look at Nigel and Abby's hands.

[hoagiegal1970]

Sorry. I know I went a bit too far with those last two. I'll be more considerate. Ya gotta admit though, they were funny, if very deranged...



"Good Morning Starshine! The earth says Hello!"

[markie]

(remember, Numbuh 3 is supposed to be slightly out of character for this one)
Numbuh 3: How's my little mutant fishy doing? Oooh, fifteen rats in one minute? That's soooooooooo awesome! Keep up the good work! *thumbs up*

[lilacstarprint]

Tommy and Sonya??? Hmm, there's one I'd not thought of. FSR, I think Mushi would be better for Tommy. That Sandy kid's a nutjob.

The reason the KND don't say half those things is because they're a show on tv. I'm still surprised they got away with an ep like the POINT. Nothing was shown. But for an actual 'kids show', that was rather risque.

Trust me, Numbuh 86 would probably have the foulest mouth you ever heard if this were reality tv. And i don't even want to think about what Cree and Abby might be calling each other. Let's not forget Wally. I can easily see him using that kind of language. He'd think he was being cool and no one would be able to get it through his thick skull otherwise.

And yes, we're a bunch sick chicks here Fear us all! Mwahaha!

[whazurface]

No more dirty captions? *sob* I guess the real reason we 'sick chicks' do these captions, is because its so damn funny with a kids show. But I'll stop.

[Delightful CoM]

Everybody say "YATTA"!

(If you don't understand this caption, view this Flash movie.)

[Cap'n Veg]

@jam- Even though the dirty jokes don't phase me, I still understand what you're saying... I guess we can stop, but can we have a little risque joke once in awhile? Pleeeease?

@sick minded girls- Well, I blame this forum for making me so sick-minded.

@807- Your second one was HILARIOUS, even if it was a tad innapropriate, it was so funny!

[werekitty]

Risque jokes are fine, I would think. A little innuendo doesn't hurt anybody. It's just when things degenerate into toilet humor...

[The J.A.M., a.k.a. Numbuh i]

Thanks, Werekitty. I really didn't have any problems with the resort theme (even contributed a bit), and I don't want to close this thread, either, I'm just asking to pull back from the bodily functions references. No biggie.

[shadoboy]

chainofmemories said:

Everybody say "YATTA"!

(If you don't understand this caption, view this Flash movie.)

Wow! So I'm not the only one who has seen Irrational Exuberance!
(You can reffer to my avatar that I already seen it)

[hoagiegal1970]

lilacstarprint said:

The reason the KND don't say half those things is because they're a show on tv. I'm still surprised they got away with an ep like the POINT. Nothing was shown. But for an actual 'kids show', that was rather risque.

I still think the funniest innuendo to air on this show was Hoagie's famous line from HOLIDAY--"She can fly my ship any day!"

I'm still amazed that it got past the CN censors. ;D

And yes, we're a bunch sick chicks here Fear us all! Mwahaha!

Nuttin' wrong with that. ;D

[crazyandlazy126]

Yeah, the jokes were getting out of hand. But still, they made me laugh so much! Oh well:


3: No more sick-minded captions! This calls for a Rainbow Monkey PARTAY!!!

a little later..

3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT COMING TO THE AFTERPARTY?!

wow,Kuki is serious about this celebration... >_>