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Post by 28 on Jun 27, 2006 2:26:40 GMT
 Long ago, there was a nuclear war. Because of this war, children gained the ability to shoot lasers out of their bellies. Some use the bellies for good, some for evil. Who knows who will win in a world of.......
LASER BELLIES.VERY few will get that joke........  4- Ey Kuki, look wha' ah cun do with mah nose. Cool, huh? It's aaaalll I can come up with. |
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Post by Nella (Numbuh 310) on Jun 27, 2006 3:21:57 GMT
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Post by abel on Jun 27, 2006 5:19:53 GMT
![]() Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name. |
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Post by abel on Jun 27, 2006 5:29:51 GMT
 Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. |
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Post by markie on Jun 27, 2006 5:35:39 GMT
 Numbuh Four: Hey, c'mon, I wanna be a robot too! GET BACK HERE! I DEMAND YOU FILL MY ARMS WITH CRYOGENETICS... (dunno how cryogenetics w/ robots is like) |
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Post by The J.A.M., a.k.a. Numbuh i on Jun 27, 2006 5:46:10 GMT
Following up on that...  [everyone else]: "NORM!!!" |
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Post by abel on Jun 27, 2006 6:11:51 GMT
OK. I think I figured this out... So take it from the top... From Mel Brooks' "The Producers".  Heil myself Heil to me I'm the kraut Who's out to change our history Heil myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the land And just because I'm a sucker for showtunes... From "Avenue Q"  ABAGAIL: The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate. 'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great. NIGEL: Sure! We provide a vital service to society! ABIGAIL and NIGEL: You and me! Schadenfreude! Making the world a better place... To be! ABIGAIL: S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! |
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Post by werekitty on Jun 27, 2006 6:17:11 GMT
Heh. Show tune captions. What's next? Cats?
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Post by abel on Jun 27, 2006 6:22:18 GMT
More Avenue Q then?  NUMBAH 2: I'm not wearing underwear today, No I'm not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still none the less I gotta say That I'm not wearing underwear today |
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Post by werekitty on Jun 27, 2006 6:31:50 GMT
 #1: "Tell me, Igor, did you know that there was an unruly mob with torches and pitchforks beating down my door?" #4: "No, marther, but I have a hunch..." Me and my big mouth...  #1: *singing* "Mammaries! All alone in the Moooniiiiight!" |
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Post by werekitty on Jun 27, 2006 6:34:12 GMT
More Avenue Q then? NUMBAH 2: I'm not wearing underwear today, No I'm not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still none the less I gotta say That I'm not wearing underwear today Well that would explain why Wally looks so unconfortable. |
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Post by abel on Jun 27, 2006 7:27:05 GMT
;D LOVE IT Miss Kitty! I counter with another showtune...  Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the wind comes right behind the rain. Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk Makin' lazy circles in the sky. We know we belong to the land And the land we belong to is grand! And when we say Yeeow! Ayipioeeay! We're only sayin' You're doin' fine, Oklahoma! Oklahoma O.K. |
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Post by werekitty on Jun 27, 2006 7:42:06 GMT
LMAO!
And they look like they're actually SINGING!
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Post by Hello, I must be going! on Jun 27, 2006 7:49:46 GMT
numbuh 28: This one:  I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING! Numbuh 1 - I am too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt....
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Post by crazyandlazy126 on Jun 27, 2006 12:34:39 GMT
I'm just gonna get off track with the show tunes here:  1: heh, heh. As soon as im done drinking this, my IT will be bigger then everyone's! Muahahahahahaha!!! ;D is there no end to these dirty-minded jokes?!?  |
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