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Post by digigirl02 on Mar 4, 2006 1:57:11 GMT
Gravy, I mean groovy.
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Mar 4, 2006 3:33:41 GMT
Buttered toast!
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Post by DR. INTOXICÅTION on Mar 5, 2006 0:14:44 GMT
No butter, rasberries! Squish the fruit slow-poke Ed boy!
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Mar 5, 2006 1:49:49 GMT
#include <stdio.h>
#define MSG "Kids Next Door Rule!\n"
int main()
{
int i;
for(i=0;i<1000;i++)
{
printf("%s",MSG);
}
exit(0);
}
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Post by DR. INTOXICÅTION on Mar 5, 2006 3:13:26 GMT
The widest wide.
What is on the other side?
Through blackened skies,
You won't believe your own two eyes.
The highest high.
Coasting through the nebulai,
all alone.
50 million miles from home!
Correct coordinants.
Begins our journey into space.
And who will take control?
Who will guide us through?
Speed of light!
Accomplished through your own insight.
Lets pretend...
One day we may find the end.
Time and space
Journey through this foreign place.
We now behold,
the mystery we must unfold!
Correct coordinants.
Begins our journey into space.
And who will take control?
Who will guide us through?
Correct coordinants.
Begins our journey into space.
And who will take control?
Who will guide us through?
(guitar solo)
The stars in black nothing seem out of range.
Its all up to human persistence.
Defy infinate skies we're out to prove...
The other side's existance!
(bridge)
Correct coordinants.
Begins our journey into space.
And who will take control?
Who will guide us through?
Correct coordinants.
Begins our journey into space.
And who will take control?
What will we meet?
At the other...
Side of the...
End of the...
UNIVERSE!!
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Post by whazurface on Mar 5, 2006 14:51:18 GMT
Day after day I'm more confused
But I look for the light through the pouring rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
I'm feelin' the strain…now ain't that a shame
Oh gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
Beginning to think that I'm wasting time
And I don't understand the things I do
The world outside looks so unkind
Now it's up to you…to carry me through
Oh gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
And when my mind is free
You know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue
The guitars coming through to soothe me
Thanks for the joy you've given me
I want you to know I believe in song
Rhythm, rhyme and harmony
They've helped me along…they're making me strong
Oh gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
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Post by 06 on Mar 5, 2006 16:35:53 GMT
Banana...*twitch*...ph...*twitch*...pho...*twitch again*...banana pho...THE HELL! BANANA PHONE!!!!
--
Victor- With this hand...I will take your wine...no! ...I will cup your...goodness no!
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Mar 5, 2006 18:12:22 GMT
The Heimlich Stays Alive [Tune to "Behind These Hazel Eyes"]
Seems like just yesterday
I tried to eat you,
I used to stand so tall; I used to be so strong
My teeth around you tight,
Everything felt so right
Unbreakable, like nothing could go wrong
Now I can't breathe, I’m choking!
I'm barely hangin' on
Chorus:
Here I am once again,
I'm choking on a pizza
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Thought this pizza was the one.
Tryin’ to throw up from deep inside
But you won’t get to see the tears I cry...
The Heimlich stays alive!
I told you everything, opened up and let you in
You made me feel alright, for once in my life.
Now all that's left of me
Is my body choking
Not together and so broken up inside
Now I can't breathe, I’m choking,
I'm barely hangin' on
Chorus
Tried to swallow you,
Ended up spitting you out.
For eating you I blame myself.
Seeing you, it kills me now,
though I don’t cry on the outside
Anymore, anymore...
Chorus [2x]
Me=weirdo with too much time on her hands...
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Mar 5, 2006 23:37:54 GMT
How's THIS for random:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Continental Drift is caused by the Earth trying to make room for Chuck
Norris.
Chuck Norris, like dogs, can smell fear.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the
doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
A waiter asked Chuck Norris what he would be eating that night. Chuck Norris
replied "Do you serve souls?" The waiter merely chuckled, then every patron
and employee in the restaurant simultaneously hung themselves.
Chuck Noris is going to sue NBC over copyright issues due to the programme
"Law and Order", which are the names of his left and right legs respectivly.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris
you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
there.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck
Norris.
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Post by adultshooter on Mar 5, 2006 23:51:46 GMT
Tum Vinty Suno Sabki, Kalyan Jagaar
LISTEN TO OUR PRAYER AND BLESS THIS CREATION
Sad Raaha Dikhaa Karke,Udhaar Karo Durga.
SHOWING THE PATH OF RIGHTOUS PLEASE MOTHER
GRANT ME LIBERATION.
Darshan Ho Maa Tere,Sabki Abhilaasha Hai
TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE IS THE DESIRE OF ALL
Manme Raho Tum Sabke,Tumse Yehi Aasha Hai.
RESIDING IN THE MINDS OF ALL, THIS IS OUR HOPE.
Kya Mera Kya Uskaa,Ye Apna Paraaya Kya
WHAT IS MINE, WHAT IS YOURS IS NEITHER MINE NOR ANYBODYS
Sad Joyti Jala Karke, Roushan Karo Jagaa Saara.
BY LIGHTING THE DIVINE LAMP,LIGHTEN UP THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Sansaar Toe Maaya Hai,Kabhi Dhub Kabhi Chaaya Hai
THIS WORLD IS ONLY AN ILLUSION, SOMETIMES CALM SOMETIMES TURBULENT
Ek Din Use Jaana Hai,Jo Bhi Yaha Aaya Hai.
ONE DAY WE WILL ALL HAVE TO LEAVE THIS WORLD AND ALL OUR POSSESSIONS.Kya Rang Hai Jeewan Kaa,Kya Roop Hai Maanva Kaa
HOW COLOURFUL IS LIFE OH MOTHER WHAT AN APPEARANCE IS THIS UNIVERSE
Tum Gyaan Barhaa Karke,Upkaar Karo Durga[X2] Tum...
PLEASE FILL ME WITH WISDOM RELIEVING ME OF MY SUFFERINGS.
how's that for random!
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Mar 6, 2006 0:31:00 GMT
Ah...yes...well that IS pretty random.
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Post by adultshooter on Mar 6, 2006 0:54:37 GMT
{please note that that was copied and pasted from a document, i still haven't broken my :no capitals! rule} hail my superior randomness! hail meeee!
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Mar 6, 2006 1:07:47 GMT
reH joH'a' vInaD : quvDaj jatlhtaHqu' nujwIj
joH'a'mo' mIy qa'wIj : Qoylu'DI' mIpbe'wI'pu' Quch
joH'a' quv wItInmoHjaj : pongDaj wInaDjaj
joH'a' vInejta' 'ej muQoyta' 'ej Hoch ghIjwI'meyvo' mutoDta'
ghaHDaq luleghqu' 'ej wov : vaj tuHbe' qabDu'chaj
jachta' mIpbe'wI'vam 'ej Qoy joH'a' 'ej SengDajvo' toD
joH'a' vuvwI' 'av joH'a' De'qengwI' 'ej DatoD
yIlargh 'ej QaQqu' joH'a' 'e' Datu' : Quch voqwI'
joH'a' yIvuv ghotpu'Daj : neHQo' vuvwI'pu'
chu' 'er 'e' neH 'ej ghung: 'ach joH'a' Danejchugh vaj SumIp
jIHDaq peghoS puqpu' 'ej yI'Ij : joH'a' vuvtaH 'e' SaghojmoH
'Iv yInqang 'ej jajmey law' neH maj leghmeH?
mIghtaHghachmo' yI'av jatraj 'ej wuSDu'raj lo'taH yInepQo'
mIghtaHghachvo' yImej 'ej yIQaQ! roj yInej 'ej yItlha'
QaQwI'pu' legh joH'a' mInDu' 'ej jachDI' Qoyqu'
mIghwI'pu' muS joH'a' qab vaj chaH lIjmeH Hoch
jach QaQwI'pu' 'ej Qoy joH'a' 'ej Sengchajvo' toD
'IQchu'wI' cholqu' joH'a'; qa' QoStaHghach toD
law' QaQwI' QatlhtaHghachmey 'ach Hoch toD joH'a'
Hoch HomDu'Daj pol ; ghorpu' pagh
qabwI'pu' HoH mIghwI'pu' ; mobchu' QaQwI'pu' muSwI'pu'
toy'wI'Daj qa' choq joH'a'; mobQo' pagh voqwI'pu'
That was Psalm 34. In Klingon.
I win.
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Post by digigirl02 on Mar 6, 2006 23:58:10 GMT
I am bored.
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Post by tomeka on Mar 7, 2006 8:08:55 GMT
okay - some emails of mine CnP'ed for y'all!
first up- 15 ways to confuse your roommate:
01. Sit up. Say, "time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
02. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.
03. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
04. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, "hello." Look confused and hang up.
05. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
06. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
07. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her
08. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
09. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
10. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
11. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
12. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
13. Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket.
14. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
15. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "it's time to go to bed now."
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