Random OC ficlets

[amosunther]

Umm... I wasn't sure if this thread should have been in the KND Fanfiction board, so I placed it here instead, since there were hardly any traces of KND in them. ^^; (Except the OCs were supposedly in the KND organizartion.)

These are mostly revolved around my own OC, Toast, but I plan on making other OC drabbles too! ;D

Now, on to the show!

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Random Drabble #1: Toast and Taffy
(Based on a comic made by Klarys.)

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Thirty minutes ago, Taffy’s room had been organized and neat. All his books were stacked accordingly along the shelf in alphabetical order, as were his small collection of crossword puzzles aligned below it, and his room overall was a picture of neatness that would have made Mr. Clean, himself, proud.

But thirty minutes ago, his room didn’t have a hyperactive, possibly psychotic, red ball of energy in it.

“Taffeee!!!” came her purposely high-pitched drawl from across the room, “Thanks for letting me come with you to your workplace!” And the sound of something breaking promptly followed.

Letting? More like pestering me… he thought to himself as he tried to focus on his paperwork. Why the hell did he let her come with him anyway?

“Er… yeah, Toast. Sure… It’s kinda messy in here ‘cause I’m still doing some arranging… Just don’t bother people around!” … Especially me!

Her reply was an unconvincing “Okaaay…”

There was a momentary silence, but it was broken by the red-head’s occasional “AIIYEE!!”s, “Wooww!!”s. and “KEWL!!”s of delight. Taffy swore the girl liked seeing him pissed off (He was right, of course…).

“And keep down the noise,” he warned. The “Okie-Dokie!” she gave was as equally unconvincing as her “Okaay…” earlier.

Somehow, by a miracle sent from above, Toast had actually been silent. Hums, whistles, and the ocassional “lalalala...”s were the only sounds coming out of her.

And this scared him. A lot. He, being the calculating boy that he was, mentally guessed that in approximately…

Three…

Two…

One…

“OOOH! COFFEE!”

… Toast would be hyper again. Damnit.

“And… and… PAPERWEIGHTS! LOVE!”

He grind his teeth.

“Toast…”

“AAIIYYEEE! Oh my gosh…!”

His grip on his pencil tightened.

“CRUMBS! AND IS THAT A TOASTER OVER THERE? *SQUEE* And books! I should REALLY read one of those some day... OH! And a toy car, a peice of paper, a box of gum... Baby pictures! … And… and… WOW! NAILFILES! SO COOL!”

The poor pencil finally gave in and snapped along with its owner’s sanity.

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W-wait! BABY PICTURES?!

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And there you have it! The first of a series of unrelated drabbles! ;D

Also, Taffy belongs to Nella. Both of them are delicious, I tell you...

[46thnumbuh]

@ Amos:
Before I continue with my 'organized comment', please excuse me for awhile. *steps out*
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*returns headless* Thank you. Pardon for my... headless body, I kind of lost it in the process of laughing.

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Very funny! The details are just way awesome!!

You really don't have to place my comic.. 0_0 It's still in a rough draft and..
I feel kind of ashamed because I didn't include Toast in the comic (as a visible character)...

[Nella (Numbuh 310)]

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GIGGLEPISS MYSELF, KTHX.

Oh...Omigod. Wonderful translation from comic to text. And this is HEElarious. You pegged the personalities, and it was just SOOOOO funny. I feel guilty...I haven't drawn those two in a while. I'll get on that.

Edit: First in a series of unrelated OC drabbles? YOU WIN AT LIFE.

[Numbuh 0xFF]

Awesome! ;D

I dub this fic 'Toasted Taffy'! A culinary delight of tasty proportions!


...mmmm....toasted taffy....delicious

I may, given time and inspiration, throw in a few bits of my own if it's okay.

[Nella (Numbuh 310)]

You have my permission. XD Amos?

[hoagiegal1970]

This sounds like fun.

It inspired a picture idea--Toast 'n Taffy meet the Numbuh of the Beast!

;D

[amosunther]

Thanksalots, everyone! ;D Also, kudos to Klarys, whose artistic talents became the inspiration of the ficlet. *huggles her "Jeeka ROX!!' plushie*

@klarys
That comic was AWESOME, and you should make more of 'em someday! *winknudgewink*

@0xff

I may, given time and inspiration, throw in a few bits of my own if it's okay.

I absolutely approve, 150%! XD
And I'm sure toasted taffy is one of the most delicious sweets on earth...

@nella
I'm glad you approve! ;D Taffy is one fun boy to make fun of. And there will be definitely more of these OC drabbles coming up soon (or someday, depending on the mood... ^^!

@807
Yeesss... And Toast can squee over his horns... XD

[46thnumbuh]

@ everyone: AGREE WITH YOU!! Hail Amos, the brilliant comic translator!!
I told you, the comic was so... all boxed-up (literally) it isn't even half as exciting as your ficlet! Not even a fourth, an eighth, or a buhmillionth. Not even close to negative buhmillionth.

@ 1.er.. something. Fine! Phi/90/666 ficlet
I go for that. Both of you must do that!! ;D

@ Toasted Taffy
I wonder how that tastes like... burned sugar? Perhaps you can interchange them! Taffy-flavored Toast. ;D (edited... ^^; )

You rock, cuz! Gotta see more of your amazing ficlets! *___*
About my comic, you can throw it in, flamethrower it or wash it in acid. ;D But I recommend, recycle it so we can save the trees.

[amosunther]

@ 1.er.. something. Fine! Phi/90/666 ficlet

LOL I'll try working something out... ;D I already have this weird senario rampaging in my head. XD

Snippet! (I'm gonna finish something non-script, I swear...)

Taffy: *to Toast* But he has HORNS!!


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Anyway....

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Random Drabble #2: Toast and Havoc (<- information not done yet)

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“Dear Lord, what the hell is that?”

The words flew out of his mouth before he could even have the sense to keep it shut. Fortunately, his little sister (who was very sensitive when it came to her culinary skills) didn’t look like she noticed her brother’s outcry. She happily continued stirring the concoction bubbling in the pot.

John Avo Doming, AKA “Havoc”, stiffened when the essence of the putrid whateverTHEHELLitis nearly closed his nostrils. He struggled not to return the bacon and omelet that he ate for breakfast.

“I repeat, my dear, beloved, pain-in-the-ass sister; what THE HELL is that?” he asked Toast incredulously, his face tinted with a hint of green. “I know you’re not good at cooking and all, but…” He choked for a moment. “God, I need a bucket…”

Toast just grinned at her brother evilly widely in reply before reach down under the table for a stool, letting go of the mixing ladle in the process. He watched as the metallic kitchen utensil sunk in the mixture and dissolved completely with a distinct sizzling noise. He could even hear the ladle’s cry of anguish upon its untimely demise. The girl reappeared with a victorious shout of “TA-DA!” as she showed him the stool and stood on it to grab the jar on the top shelf.

The jar contained something moldy and green, and he was pretty sure it was blinking at him.

“Remember when I told you about that whiny girl that barged in my Sector today?” she started as she opened the jar and poured its contents in the pot. The result was a rather large puff of green smoke, which was apparently (by the delighted squeal she gave out) the desired effect.

“She got sick today, and I wanted to give her a ‘Get-Well’ present…”

Then she cackled sincerely. (If that was even possible.)

Havoc nodded in understanding before telling her that bringing along some flowers would be a very good idea.

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I have to admit, even though I'm sure that not a lot of people know who the hell these guys are, I had fun writing this one... XDD

Bro-Sis relationships are ♥.

[46thnumbuh]

Amos: <caps lock> that is so brilliant! the way you described every part is very very uh.. *thinks of an appropriate word* er.. <appropriate word src="http://www.thegoodwordsdisctionary.com"></caps lock>

But, I'm not surprised since it's you who wrote it. Your writing skills are something I wish to have as well... my vocabulary is just so.. narrow and my style is uninteresting (okay, to say it directly, 'boring')

*waves "Yay for Amos!" flag* Well done! Gotta see more.. ;D

[jeanedwar]

Both the Tafyy Toast comic and fic are supah megaliziously awesome ;D I'm so looking forward to see more ;D

And the Havoc and Toast ficlet is also wonderful Nice bro-sis relationship indeed ♥

about the Phi/90/666 ficlet . . . . .must read that too ;D hope it'll come soon

I suddenly had the idea of making Joshua butt in as well . . .. or maybe a different character . . . . RED! I'll be working on him asap xD

[amosunther]

Thanks so much for the feedback!

@klarys
Piffle. I'm sure if you tried, you could make a soopuhtastic literary piece of your own. ;D After Phi/90/666, I plan on writing something with 46 in it.... I already have your permission, right?

@ate Saph
Thanks so much, Ate! ;D
Joshua would be so cool! And this Red guy's pretty interesting as well....

[Nella (Numbuh 310)]

*squee!* Havoc and Toast are sooo cute! Sibling relationships are so much fun to write about. Phi/90/666 sounds like crazy fun!

toast with taffy spread

...Why on earth does that sound dirty to me?

[46thnumbuh]

...Why on earth does that sound dirty to me?

Oh my..0_0
It does?! I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to! I-I'll just r-revise it. *runs off*

[Nella (Numbuh 310)]

PFFFT. You don't have to! Hell, I thought it was funny.

Mind: *in the gutter*