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Post by GoldenFlither on Mar 30, 2008 17:07:40 GMT
Excuse me, but can you point me to the nearest junkyard?
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Post by numbuh1212 on Mar 30, 2008 19:11:03 GMT
What will happen if I quit breathing?
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Post by Numbuh 18A on Mar 31, 2008 2:26:50 GMT
Would you mind if I send a spy to infiltrate your organization?
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Post by numbuh1212 on Mar 31, 2008 23:08:14 GMT
Pardon me ma'am, but can I steal you purse?
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Post by numbah070 on Apr 1, 2008 22:49:07 GMT
Say it like I typed it XD "Hello (insert name here ), can I sell you this fantastic pocket of air?"
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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 1, 2008 23:41:21 GMT
Can you help me find an outfit that will make me look fat?
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Post by GoldenFlither on Apr 2, 2008 1:31:28 GMT
Excuse me, but I seem to have forgotten my toothbrush. May I borrow yours?
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Post by Numbuh 18A on Apr 2, 2008 2:02:15 GMT
Why would I want money?
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Post by GoldenFlither on Apr 2, 2008 2:06:32 GMT
*in Sunday school*
Who is this God fellow you keep speaking of?
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Post by Numbuh 18A on Apr 2, 2008 6:04:49 GMT
What's the number for 911?
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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 2, 2008 23:22:10 GMT
*walk into McDonald's* Where's the nearest Burger King?
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Post by GoldenFlither on Apr 3, 2008 22:33:40 GMT
Isn't Rosie O'Donnell great? *walk into McDonald's* Where's the nearest Burger King? Haha! XD Nice one.
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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 3, 2008 23:39:11 GMT
Why do I have to wear clothes to school, mom?
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cherrycutie1and5
2x4 Technologist
It'z hard to say that everything will be okay...
Posts: 580
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Post by cherrycutie1and5 on Apr 5, 2008 12:39:03 GMT
LOL!
Why is Hitler's mustache so funny-looking?
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Post by GoldenFlither on Apr 5, 2008 17:02:34 GMT
Who ate the last prune?
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